Sound of the Year- Boom Boom Pow, the hit heard round the world!
Worst Parents of the Year- Forcing your kid to lie about balloon activity, then watching him blow chunks on national TV while you continue an interview!
Biggest Maury Povich Moment- Asians can be gangsta' too...Jon Gosselin lifting money from his kid's bank account to spend on his new girlfriend!
Worst Advice From Your Agent- Paula Abdul thinking she could play hard ball with American Idol...Straight Up now tell me, how does it feel to make the dumbest career move of all time?
Best Celebrity Impersonation- Chris Brown and Rihanna took Ike and Tina Turner to the next level...I've never seen such a dead on interpretation!
Biggest Shocker- Kanye West hasn't had a turrets moment in the last 3 months!
Biggest TV Program- Michael Jackson news coverage...reruns, on demand, PBS, whatever outlet was showing it, the world was glued!
Best Hairstyle- Now, this was hard, so I declared a tie...I couldn't decide between the alien or the spaceship!
Biggest Word- Unfriend, may have made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary, but there's nothing like hearing the word "teabagger" come out of the mouths of legitimate newscasters. I brace myself for a set of balls lowering onto Larry King's face each time!
Biggest Waste of Time- Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail for his mistress, Jamiee Grubbs, to hurry up and erase her name from her voicemail.... Did he not realize he had to call 16 other hoes!
Proudest Moment of the Year....In the all white state of Massachusetts, black Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., had only been arrested once... Talk about beating the odds!
Most Anticipated News Story For 2010- After banging more than 16 freaks without condoms...forget steroid testing, Tiger Woods HIV results are what I'm waiting for!
The Absolute Biggest Moment of 2009- Having a President who not only knows how to spell and achieve a Nobel Peace Prize....but he can also pronounce it!
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