Comedian, Artie Lange left Jersey City Medical Center after undergoing surgery in the wake of a suicide attempt, from nine self-inflicted knife wounds.....I love Artie Lange, which is why I'm going to say ....Wow, 9 stab wounds and he's still alive...it must have been a butter knife!
My favorite quotes from Facebook's "Get Well Artie" Page!
-WHAT THE HELL R U A DOPE !!! GET WELL YOU FUNNY BASTARD. Life wouldnt be the same without you!!! WE NEED FUNNY COMEDIANS AROUND SINCE THERE ARENT MANY LEFT!!!
-Artie, if you die, we're gonna send MaryAnn from Brooklyn to sing at your funeral!! Get better bro!
-Love Howard and the show and everyone on it, especially Artie…..he is very funny and very big-hearted….sad to think that he is so troubled.
-love ya buddy...we all have our demons Bud,Your Rock Bottom is here and u made it, so no way to go but up now Get well baby G We need you
-Your humor is what gets me through every shitty day sitting in a cubicle, laughing my ass off! Love you Artie!
-Get well Fat Artie
