Simon Cowell Impregnated Friend's Wife

Us Weekly magazine is reporting that 'X-Factor' judge, Simon Cowell is expecting a baby with his friend's wife...wow, Ryan Seacrest is pregnant!

Dallas Mavericks Deactivate Lamar Odom

After a disaster season with the Dallas Mavericks, Lamar Odom will step away from the team immediately, and will be listed as inactive...becoming an official Kardashian, no talent, but still getting paid!

Ryan Seacrest Buffalo Wing Binge

Ryan Seacrest's friends claim that the American Idol host ate 125 buffalo wings, while watching NFL playoffs last weekend.... Yeah right, there's nooooo way that happened, absolutely no way did Ryan watch football!

Lady Gaga Defends Song Rip-Off

Lady Gaga turned up on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, after performing "Born This Way" at the Grammys, which some critics called a rip-off of Madonna’s “Express Yourself.” Lady Gaga tells Seacrest, "The song is just the beginning of this album. It's certainly not the biggest hit on the album."....What's next, Papa Don't Preach?

Did Nicki Minaj Escape From a Zoo

Ryan Seacrest asked Nicki Minaj, "What was your thought process in picking this outfit".....I didn't hear the answer, but I assume her process was to wait for the garbage to be collected from Lady Gaga's house!

Is Steven Tyler Saving American Idol?

Steven Tyler's daughter, Mia, believes that her dad is saving American Idol. Mia had this to say in a recent interview, "He's saving the show because it was kind of boring before. There's only so many times you can watch Simon be mean to people.".....I agree, and the fact that he looks like Janice Dickinson doesn't bother me!

Sneak Peak Into the New American Idol Judges

American Idol returns next week, and Ryan Seacrest took to his radio show to give insight into the situation with the new judges, saying, "Steven Tyler is the “emotional” one and Jennifer Lopez is the “mean” one."....and I think it's safe to assume Ryan Seacrest is still the gay one!

Quote of the Week

Adam Lambert recently told Frontier magazine, "I like pretty boys in their early-to-mid twenties. Make sure you print that."....This just in: Ryan Seacrest was seen attempting to buy a fake I.D. from a 20 year old gentleman!

Red Carpet Ryan

During the E! Golden Globes red carpet show Ryan Seacrest called co-host, Giuliana Rancic's posing contrived....yeah, much like his preference for women!

Happy New Year

Nothing like a lil' camel toe to bring you back from a previously embarrassing stage fall!

20 Seconds and Counting

Would someone please tell Dick Clark to pass the torch already? It's kind of brutal watching, and embarrassing to be the one who screws up the countdown at a party because you were listening to Dick Clark!

Now I know

People continue to speculate about Ryan Seacrest's sexual orientation...Well, this girl pictured here is Sara Jean Underwood, she told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday, that she dated Ryan Seacrest for 2 years and they never had sex...speculate no more, he's either gay, or was practicing Lent for an unprecedented 2 years!

Swine Flu Run Amuck

word has it that shooting of Desperate Housewives, has been halted after learning that Teri Hatcher has come down with the swine flu H1N1 virus.....That will teach her to stage a kiss with this gay guy!

Speaking of Kardashians

Kim Kardashian and New Orleans Saint's, Reggie Bush, are back together....I can only imagine the conversation that went on in Kim's head ....."Oh shit, one sister is in the headlines for being knocked up, and the other sister just married a NBA star, I better do something quick before people remember I got famous for being a whore!"

Yeah Right

Ryan Seacrest claims he was being stalked by a man who started to follow him to his car, then got a little too close for comfort, and the man was eventually arrested.... Stalking Ryan Seacrest? Well at least he didn't totally exaggerate and say it was a a woman!

Kourtney Kardashian is Preggers

Kourtney Kardashian confirmed that she is pregnant on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday. The older sister to Kim Kardashian became knocked up while filming her new E! reality show in Miami....which means the father has probably been deported already!

Ryan Seacrest Weighs In

Ryan Seacrest took to Twitter about Paula Abdul's departure from American Idol, but he misspelled her name "Idol and the cast have grown with each other over the last 8 seasons..I can't imagine the panel without puala. She's a star & a great friend.".....I'm thinking "puala" is his drag queen, and he's still waiting to release a statement about Abdul.

Paula Says Bye

Paula Abdul has confirmed through Twitter, that she's not returning to American Idol. The singer is said to have turned down a $10 million dollar pay day, compared to Ryan Seacrest's $45 million dollar deal....I know, they say men are still being paid more than women, but in this case, gays are too!

Celebrity Twitters for Michael Jackson

Obviously, Michael Jackson news is dominating everything, so I figured I would get creative with it. Below are just a few recent celebrity Twitters. The codes are links to videos that they posted of MJ, enjoy!



Carson Daly
Nice Time mag video piece on MJ. http://bit.ly/O7Ezr

John Mayer
There is so much news coverage on Michael Jackson, last night Anderson Cooper interviewed the tiger from the "Thriller" album ...

Perez Hilton
Michael Jackson's last footage ever! http://bit.ly/56vGW Video of his final dress rehearsal, two nights before his death ...

Perez Hilton
Uncertain future for Jackson's Neverland Ranch http://bit.ly/caDcv

Alyssa Milano
RT @TIME: The unlikely savior of Michael Jackson's estate: The Beatles | http://tr.im/qxuI

Sarah Silverman
Had the scariest dream that Michael Jackson died& no one knew why& we all suddenly appreciated his talent& I thought, what good ...

Miley Cyrus
Michael Jackson lives! his music will live on forever! people killing themselves does nothing but seperate you more from the ...

MC Hammer
I checked the MJ link on my Mac and my PC and it works on both...check your plug ins !!! - http://is.gd/1m5i0

MC Hammer
Better Copy Of MJ rehearsal video.... Thanks Larry !! - http://is.gd/1m5i0

MC Hammer
So glad MJ has that Trust.... It not your business Man!!!! Take care of your family!! Pow!

Alyssa Milano
RT @huffingtonpost: http://bit.ly/Ar34Z - Children's Impressions Of Michael Jackson: Little Ones Go "Bad" For King Of Pop ...

Ice-T
DOPE! VIDEO! The Game & Chris Brown "MJ Tribute" FIRE!--> http://yttwt.com/v9zno

Giuliana Rancic
It's official! Just heard there will be a public memorial for MJ at Staples Center in LA on Tuesday at 10am.

MC Hammer
MJ.... Look at Mike !! RESPECT THE DANCER !!! He was ready. - http://is.gd/1lLfH

Ryan Seacrest
wow...the new vid of MJ rehearsing "they don't care about us" just 2 days before he passed is surreal...http://bit.ly/iGGl

Tyrese Gibson
MJ with no music...... Wow!! http://bit.ly/q85c4

Tyrese Gibson
Oh Shiiiitttttt! I met Michael Jackson Once and OUT THE BLUE someone just called and said "I HAVE THE PHOTO WITH MICHAEL JACKSON & TYRESE"

Tyrese Gibson
http://twitpic.com/8zlns - This was the mement I met Michael Jackson in Central Park in NY.. I wrote a song w Teddy Riley called "2000 W ...

Tyrese Gibson
http://twitpic.com/93hp6 - This was at the grand opening of THE COVE HOTEL in the BAHAMAS Janet Performed and the Family was there!! RI ...

John Mayer
Can't stop thinking, what if the internet had been around when Thriller came out?

John Mayer
think we'll mourn his loss as well as the loss of ourselves as children listening to Thriller on the record player.

Al Roker's Not a Joke

Speidi paid a visit to the Today Show this morning, while Matt Lauer was apparently still dropping the kids off at the pool. No worries, weatherman Al Roker stepped up, and it was quite amusing. The couple later admitted to Ryan Seacrest that the weatherman made Heidi cry....I wonder if it was because he finally predicted the weather!