Tan Mom Charged

Patricia Krentcil, 44 year old white woman, of New Jersey, was charged with child endangerment, for allegedly taking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth in violation of state law...Thank God she made it out of whatever fire she was in alive!

Snooki is Moving To The Bronx

Jersey Shore's Snooki, says she's not having luck finding love, so she's going to relocate to the Bronx to help the situation. "I am still living with my mom at the moment, but once filming is over, I want to move to The Bronx, because there's loads of Guidos there, and I might meet a nice one out walking the dog or something.".....honey, the only dogs walking around in the Bronx, are those on their way to a dog fight!

Crawl-Thru-Window

An irate New Jersey man crawled into the drive-thru window of a McDonald's restaurant to attack an employee, because his Filet-O-Fish was taking too long....something tells me that's not what the cute little fish in the commercial was implying when he said "Gimme that Fish"

Dirty Jersey

MTV's Snooki, stopped by her friend, "Cake Boss" Valastro's bakery to shoot a scene for the TLC reality show, Cake Boss, when a photo of her muddy car was captured....so that's the secret to getting her tan to look like caked on mud!

Light It Up

Both houses of the New Jersey legislature voted in favor of a Medical Marijuana bill, approving use of the plant for medicinal purposes....who says congress shouldn't get involved in health care issues? This is great, at least now we will know what that mysterious smell coming from New Jersey is!