Angelina Jolie Has Ovaries Removed

After having a mastectomy over a year ago, Angelina Jolie has elected to have her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed as well for preventative cancer measures....It's like Bruce Jenner and Angelina Jolie are getting ready for an episode of Wife Swap!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Officially Married

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married Saturday in a quiet ceremony in the French hamlet of Correns..., a spokesman for the couple says....Shame on them for not making a media circus out of their wedding. Who do they think they are...a couple really in love?!

Angelina Jolie Gets Double Mastectomy

Angelina Jolie is sharing with the world that she underwent a double mastectomy. The "Tomb Raider" star was informed by her doctor that she carried the genetic mutation that increased her risk of getting breast cancer by 87%....just when the public was starting to stay awake during Jennifer Aniston films, Angelina raises the stakes!

Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Has Funky Breath

In honor of Valentines Day, Brad Pitt gave his wife, Angelina Jolie breath mints. The World War Z actor, said that the pair often joke about how bad her breath smells...yet, another strike against Jennifer Aniston...your husband left you for a broad with stank ass breath!

Jennifer Aniston is Engaged

Jennifer Aniston’s representatives announced that the 43-year-old star was engaged Friday to screenwriter and actor Justin Theroux. Theroux popped the question on his birthday...congratulations! Their future should be filled with love, loyalty, and as Brad Pitt revealed....boredom!

Brad Pitt Hated Being Married to Jennifer Anniston

Brad Pitt recently spoke out on his marriage to Jennifer Aniston to Parade Magazine. Among many things, the actor said, "I think I was pretending the marriage was something that it wasn’t."....Much like what the media does with her movies!

Angelina Jolie's New Family Trip

Angelina Jolie told the Financial Times that she is considering crossing the Sahara. The actress says, "It takes 28 days. I want to do it in pieces and station the kids along the way."....Since the announcement, Shiloh has been picking out the perfect tie!

Angelina Jolie Thinks U.S. Education Sucks

Angelina Jolie says, "The education system hasn't caught up with our children and our way of life. I'd rather them go to a museum and learn to play guitar and read, instead of traditional school."....Noooooo, if that happens, kids will not have a chance to pick on Shiloh's Queen Elizabeth clothes?!

The Jolie-Pitt Kids Are in School

The Jolie-Pitt kids have reportedly started school in Budapest while their mom, Angelina, works on her directorial debut, a love story set in Bosnia....Aww, how cute are the kids? There's Maddox on the left, Shiloh in the middle, and Jackie Chan on the right!

Will Angelina Jolie Play Marilyn Monroe?

It's rumored that Angelina Jolie is set to play the blonde bombshell, Marilyn Monroe, in an adaptation of Andrew O'Hagan's novel, "The Life And Opinions Of Maf The Dog, And Of His Friend Marilyn Monroe." If it's true, Angelina will need to gain weight to achieve Marilyn's curvy figure....oooh, I know how she can do it...she can have some babies, instead of shopping for them!

Angelina is Fearless

Angelina Jolie recently told You Magazine, "I'm fearless to the point of stupidity. Maybe I should have a little more fear."....I'm sure Brad Pitt thinks the same thing about her, when the two of them walk into an adoption agency!

Mea Culpa

I received a few hate emails for my post about Shiloh earlier in the week, and I have to admit I was wrong for saying the kid looks like Susan Boyle, just wrong...Clearly, a young Chaz Bono is more like it!

Great Genes

I can remember when the media first reported that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were having a baby a few years ago. You couldn't go one day, or an hour without hearing how gorgeous their offspring would be. One magazine stated that this was going to be the best looking kid to ever hit planet earth, remember that?....Not one mention that this kid would look like a young Susan Boyle!

Angelina Rules

It has been reported that Charlize Theron is being replaced by Angelina Jolie for a role in the new thriller "The Touris"....see what happens when you start blabbing about being African? Damn, you know it's bad when a white woman lose her job for being black!

Cute, and Not So Cute!

Angelina Jolie was photographed with daughters, Shiloh and Zahara over the weekend. It's becoming very clear why Angelina and Brad have been adopting so many kids....covering up the fact that two beauties failed at making a beauty!